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Written by Luna and Bethel for Chris-Sligh.info
 Luna and Bethel - Reviewers
First of all, let Luna and Bethel say that they don’t know what British means or invasion means, but Luna and Bethel know all about elimination, which means peeing on the carpet! This was a very good American Idol show, very good! It started with Paula admitting that she likes to think of Simon "not dressed," which Luna and Bethel did not understand because they thought Paula hates Simon.
Next, Ryan talked about British music, boring, boring, bugs with hair coming to America to sing, other British pests following later. Get on with the show! Then Luna and Bethel met Peter Noone and Lulu, this week’s American Idol coaches. Blondies, bouncies, teethies, funny talkies….Luna and Bethel liked them! It made Luna and Bethel sad to realize, however, that Diana Ross must have thought she was on "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" last week.
Now, Luna and Bethel will tell you what each singer sang and what Luna and Bethel thought of the singer.
Haley - "Tell Him" Luna and Bethel were surprised to see what must have been Luna and Bethel’s baby cousins running around loose under Haley’s shirt! Haley might be using puppies to stay on the show! Luna and Bethel think this is smart because so many people like puppies!
Chris R. - "Don’t Let The Sun" Luna and Bethel think that their baby cousins must be loose in Chris’ pants and biting him when he hits some of those breathy, thin high notes.
Stephanie - "You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me" One of Luna and Bethel’s favorite songs! Beautifully and dramatically performed by Dusty Springfield in the past, not Stephanie in the present! Goodbye, Stephanie!
Blake - "It’s The Time Of The Season" Luna and Bethel were glad to see Blake making mouth toots again.
LaKisha - "Diamonds Are Forever" And Luna and Bethel thought that song was forever, too.
Phil - "Tobacco Road" Luna and Bethel wish that Phil would bring out his sister Magenta and do the Time Warp some week.
Jordin - "I Who Have Nothing" Luna and Bethel wait every week for Jordin to smash Ryan to pieces like Godzilla smashing Tokyo.
Sanjaya - "You Really Got Me" Sanjaya made a little girl cry, maybe made a large percentage of Americans at home cry, but WILL STAY ON THE SHOW for reasons nobody seems to be able to explain to Luna and Bethel
Gina - "Paint It Black" It doesn’t matter what Gina sings, Luna and Bethel are mesmerized by Gina’s arms.
Chris Sligh - "She’s Not There" VERY GOOD SINGING! Luna and Bethel loved this! Chris Sligh entered through the audience, singing his good singing and giving high fives! Chris Sligh went onstage and poked Simon with the microphone stand, poke, poke, poke!!!! Chris Sligh sang that song very beautifully and Luna and Bethel really think that Chris was singing that song JUST ABOUT LUNA AND BETHEL because they can’t be there with Chris now! Chris, Luna and Bethel are right here!
Melinda - "As Long As He Needs Me" Luna and Bethel didn’t see this because Chris Sligh was over so Luna and Bethel went to the kitchen to get a snack.
Everybody, thanks for watching American Idol with Luna and Bethel!
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what kind of snack did Luna and Bethel have?