Written by Luna and Bethel for Chris-Sligh.info

Luna and Bethel - Delusional Reviewers

Luna and Bethel are the famous eBay blogging toy fox terriers. They are proud to review American Idol on the Official Chris Sligh Fansite!

Luna and Bethel were excited to watch the American Idol results show last night, yes Luna and Bethel were! With the tour securely in his pocket, Luna and Bethel were ready for some smooth sailing for their own personal American Idol, the Idol of small dogs everywhere, Chris Sligh!

The first thing that happened on the show was Ryan came out wearing Sanjaya’s Fauxhawk Mohawk from the Tuesday night show! Luna and Bethel loved that! Ryan had scalped Sanjaya just for Luna and Bethel! Luna and Bethel laughed and laughed! Haha! Sanjaya’s hair ripped off! Yay!

Then, the serious business of the show started. There was a Ford music video where Chris R. was showed up for being the criminal Luna and Bethel always suspected he was. In the end he got a job washing cars, which Luna and Bethel personally think might be a job Chris R. is under-qualified for, but at least it will keep him off the streets and from trying to sing.

Next, the show got tense! Tension, tension! Luna and Bethel relieved their tension by peeing on the carpet. Ryan said, "Phil, you get up." Then he said, "Haley, you get up." Ryan said, "Now time for fun singing and commercials! Everybody pee on your carpets some more!" So, Luna and Bethel did.

Then, Madonna sang! Boy, did she get tall! Luna and Bethel barely recognized her! Luna and Bethel don’t know what happened to that cute little Gwen Stefani, but it was interesting to see that Madonna isn’t dead.

At last, what Luna and Bethel had been waiting for! Ryan said, "Gina, you and your arms stay sitting, Chris Sligh, you get up!" Chris Sligh went and stood with Haley and Phil. Ryan said, "Phil, you sit down." Which Luna and Bethel agreed with, because Phil didn’t belong standing with Chris Sligh because Phil might try to steal Chris Sligh’s nice hair since Phil has no hair, only eyebrows he stole from his wife. And then Ryan said, "Chris Sligh….you don’t have to stay here with us anymore!’

Luna and Bethel were shocked. Luna and Bethel COULD NOT BELIEVE IT! American Idol cancelled the show early! American Idol knew that Chris Sligh is the best and nobody could beat him!!!! American Idol let Chris win without finishing the season!!!! Chris Sligh sang his victory song and hugged the poor losers he is leaving behind!!!! Luna and Bethel congratulate Chris Sligh, Luna and Bethel’s American Idol!!!!! Chris, now all of that is behind you, and you can be the star you were always destined to be!!!!!!!!!!!! Love, Luna and Bethel!!!!!!!

(Luna and Bethel’s secretary would like to say that Luna and Bethel are a little confused. This season of American Idol will continue as scheduled, but it sure won’t be the same without Chris! Thanks for the memories, Chris!! We know we haven’t seen the last of you!)

 Footnote: Chris-Sligh.info would like to thank Dan S. for all the wonderful images that he has provided for the site, especially the great one's he's made for the Luna and Bethel reviews!

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written by Tawny, March 29, 2007

I love it! Thanks for posting that, I had a few good laughs from it! Chris has such adorable and witty dogs!

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written by kittykat, March 30, 2007

I love it ! You are certainly right, Luna and Bethel! American Idol ENDED without Chris sligh! This house will not watch it any more! Chris will move on up that Ladder of Success without American Idol.

Very discouraged with the way the voting goes! Sort of like the NBA, the BEST don't always get picked to play the game! The Best will DOO much better with out American Idol!