Since the doughnuts were all gone, the three of them decided to set up on the corner and sing for tips. Sanjaya insisted on going first, and the first song he sang was

[size=4][/size]..."bad boys...what cha gonna do...what cha gonna do when we come for you". Just as Sanjaya is finishing, Chris begins singing, "HELP, I need somebody...HELP, not just anybody...HELP!!!". Clay misundertands Chris, bats his eyes and begins to sing, "Tonight, I celebrate my love to you". Chris says, "don't spend all your tips in one place" and hops on a pink two-seater bicycle leaning against the wall. Chris pedals as fast as he can with his fro flappin' in the wind. Sanjaya and Clay yell at Chris in unison, "give us our bicycle back".

Sharky wrote:
[size=4][/size]..."bad boys...what cha gonna do...what cha gonna do when we come for you". Just as Sanjaya is finishing, Chris begins singing, "HELP, I need somebody...HELP, not just anybody...HELP!!!". Clay misundertands Chris, bats his eyes and begins to sing, "Tonight, I celebrate my love to you". Chris says, "don't spend all your tips in one place" and hops on a pink two-seater bicycle leaning against the wall. Chris pedals as fast as he can with his fro flappin' in the wind. Sanjaya and Clay yell at Chris in unison, "give us our bicycle back".

Immediately, Clay opened his mouth and let out a high F# sixteen octaves above the staff, (which musicians and construction workers alike believed to be impassable) so that he could summon his magical flying unicorn named Clairence. Clairence the magical flying unicorn came flying down from the sky and Clay hopped on Clairence and Sanjaya took up the rear. Suddenly, Clairence took a running jump and ascended to the sky with Clay and Sanjaya on his back as they argued over whether Clairence should be a unicorn or a pegasus.

After they each banged their head on a horn while in flight, they decided to call Clairence a Unicorn. Meanwhile, Chris was munchin' on some corn-on-the-cob and hiding behind a Church's Chicken in Birmingham, Alabama.

Sharky wrote:
After they each banged their head on a horn while in flight, they decided to call Clairence a Unicorn. Meanwhile, Chris was munchin' on some corn-on-the-cob and hiding behind a Church's Chicken in Birmingham, Alabama.

Sligh started to pick at a corn hull that got stuck inbetween his 3rd molar and 5th fang, when suddenly a bright light shone through the drive through window as operatic chorus music played and two golden-fried chicken wings flew out the window and towards Sligh. They came unto the Sligh and told him that he hath entered the Church of Chicken and that he would bore a son. A son who would come to sacrifice himself for the world. And so it was.