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Written by Scott Cavin for Chris-Sligh.info
 Scott Cavin
Get your email address book and send them all a message urging them to vote for Chris. Pick up a local phone book, start in the A’s and get to calling. Tell them you heard this awesome singer on American Idol and you thought they should have the opportunity to hear him themselves. I’m not joking. It takes a grass roots effort to win elections sometimes and now is no different.
Organize, call the local radio station you listen to, call the local newspaper, call the local T.V. stations. Tell them all that Chris Sligh is the odds on favorite to win this thing so they better jump on the bandwagon now, before people think they can’t find a story.
Call the nearest moose lodge, hotel with a ball room, local bars, whatever, have them get ready for a Fro Patro’ party Tuesday night (not too long away). Get the media to cover the event and get more votes for Chris.
Go to the nearest costume store and get you a Fro’ wig and start promoting Chris Sligh. Go to the dollar store buy a pair of cheap black square frames and pop out the lens. Paint a little soul patch just below your bottom lip with black mascara and you are officially a Fro Patroer. Don’t be fooled by imitation Fro Patroers who only want you to think they are part of this. Only Fligh Sligh guys do it all!
Why not? You promote Tommy Hilltoes, by wearing his jeans and cologne. You promote Abercrumbsy and the witch with your credit cards, why not go all out for the next American Idol. Think about what you get all dolled up for, a date with your boyfriend or girlfriend or wife or husband. Why not make Tuesday a date night, invite them to go with you to a Fro Patro’ party. SERIOUSLY!
Then when it’s all said and done you can look yourself in the mirror and say, “I made Chris Sligh who he is”. How cool is that, YOU made Chris Sligh the next American Idol. YOU! This is not a singing competition like Simon wants everyone to believe (even though Chris is the best singer on the show), it’s a VOTING competition. He who gets the most VOTES wins. Bottom line, end of discussion.
VOTE FOR THE FRO’
Until next time,
Scott Cavin
Captain of the Fro Patro’
Self appointed enlightener of those in darkness (about Chris Sligh)
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