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Written by Luna and Bethel for Chris-Sligh.info
 What's up dawg's? Luna & Bethel - Reviewers
And Then There Were The Touring Ten
Luna and Bethel, the famous eBay blogging toy fox terriers, are pleased to be back on the official Chris Sligh Fansite again to make more reviewing and talking and general showing of what dogs know about reality television and the high stakes entertainment industry! Simon, watch out! Dogs are after your job!
Luna and Bethel settled down last night for an evening of American Idol excitement and booting and general meanness toward contestants Luna and Bethel had grown to know and love! Well, Luna and Bethel love some of them. Chris Sligh comes to mind when Luna and Bethel think of love!
First up, the contestants did again the songs they did on Tuesday night, amazing Luna and Bethel with their fastness of changing clothes and running on and offstage! Someone told Luna and Bethel that it was a recap tape, but Luna and Bethel know fast singers when they see them!
Then, Peter Noone of Herman’s Hermits and American Idol coach showed his stuff by singing "A Kind of Hush" to Luna and Bethel! There was a noise of steam escaping whenever Peter said "Hussssshhhhh." Luna and Bethel were too busy checking for gas leaks and snakes to pay attention to this part of the show.
The hissing noise stopped just in time for Luna and Bethel to enjoy the Ford Video of the week, which was the American Idol contestants taking baths in their clothes. Luna and Bethel felt sorry for the contestants. Baths=Torture. Isn’t the show mean enough to the contestants already!???
More meanness to contestants after that. Ryan told Luna and Bethel that Phil, Melinda, and Blake weren’t in the bottom three. Ryan told Luna and Bethel that Chris Sligh, LaKisha, and Jordin weren’t in the bottom three. Yay Chris Sligh! Luna and Bethel almost turned off the TV, but decided to watch the rest of the show. Ryan told Luna and Bethel that Sanjaya, Haley, and Gina weren’t in the bottom three. Then…Ryan told Luna and Bethel that Chris R. and Stephanie were in the bottom…TWO. What happened to the other contestant, is what Luna and Bethel want to know! How is it that Luna and Bethel have better math skills than Ryan?! Ryan, you should watch your job, too!
Then more meanness to contestants, no results yet, Ryan telling Luna and Bethel about Idol Gives Back. Ryan asking corporations to give money. HA! Luna and Bethel know corporations, and good luck getting significant money from them!
More meanness to contestants, making them listen to Lulu sing "To Sir With Love," but not as mean as making Luna and Bethel listen to Diana Ross last week.
THEN…..the moment of truth…Ryan told Luna and Bethel that they were RIGHT in their last Official Chris Sligh Fansite review! Stephanie had to leave Luna and Bethel and American Idol! Poor Stephanie! No tour for her! However, Luna and Bethel are happy to gloat and brag that they were right and to announce that 30 million voters are listening to LUNA AND BETHEL!!!!!
addition by Kay:
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GO DAWGS
But then again, I didn't expect anything less!