Written by Luna and Bethel for Chris-Sligh.info 

Luna and Bethel - Reviewers

Luna and Bethel are the famous eBay blogging toy fox terriers, and Luna and Bethel have decided to review the Top 12 Results Show because Luna and Bethel feel is it OK sometimes for small mean dogs to speak frankly when people cannot. Luna and Bethel speak and they speak frankly, so here is Luna and Bethel’s review of the show!

Luna and Bethel always love it when American Idol gets to the Top 12 starts because things get bigger and better! Luna and Bethel were excited to see a really big opening number on the American Idol results show that Luna and Bethel could watch and be made dizzy by! Dizzy dizzy! Contestants swooping around swooping in circles! Camera moving! If you like dizzy, this was the opening number for you!

One of Luna and Bethel’s favorite parts of the show wasn’t even the show, it was a commercial! Luna and Bethel normally aren’t fans of commercials unless the commercials feature dogs or food, but this was a good commercial, very good! The commercial was allllllll about Chris Sligh and big hair! Oh, and Ford cars, Luna and Bethel think there was something about Ford cars in there, too.

Diana Ross performed on this American Idol Results Show! It was Diana Ross Week this week on American Idol. The contestants all sang Diana Ross songs! Diana gave the contestants advice and tips! After seeing Diana perform in her striking red dress, Luna and Bethel wish that the contestants had given Diana tips!

The voting results were very nail-biting and surprising for Luna and Bethel! Well, not really. But some of the contestants seemed fooled into being surprised! Ryan told Luna and Bethel that their boy, the wonderful Chris Sligh, was safe almost right away, which left Luna and Bethel free to enjoy watching the contestants sweat. Sweat, sweat. Moist contestants. Luna and Bethel bet they tasted delicious! Then there was the last sweating. Brandon, Sanjaya, Brandon, Sanjaya. Which one would go home? Luna and Bethel are glad they aren’t betting dogs, or they would have lost some money on that one!

Comments (4)

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written by yellowwrapper, March 15, 2007

Hi Luna & Bethel.

I liked the Ford commercial too! Pretty mustangs...but they didn't leave any poop behind for sculpting...too bad.

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written by 1atime2remember, March 15, 2007

For more informatino on Luna and Bethel check out:

http://steve-o-meter.com/component/option,com_marketplace/page,show_ad/catid,6/adid,137/Itemid,85/

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written by bridges, March 16, 2007

For a lot MORE information on Luna and Bethel, check out their blog:
http://blogs.ebay.com/qmbridges

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written by kittykat, March 16, 2007

Sometimes even way more than you would like to know. Luna and Bethel blogs can really DEEP sometimes, all Deep things are usually very Deep in POOP! You gotta love it! Yes you DOO!